I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
I’m happy for the amount of notes this has, it definitely deserves each and every one.
Thats deep Marilyn you a real bruh
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